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Bioshock Infinite: Worth His Salt by evilmutantman Bioshock Infinite: Worth His Salt by evilmutantman
Granted, as the game progresses and sources of Salts become much more abundant there is much less need to ransack every accessible building for bottles of soda to quaff down like you’re some crazed, rampant taste-tester. In the earlier chapters though, I can almost guarantee that if one of the enemy NPCs had just tossed a Mentos in my general direction it would have certainly been an insta-kill.

Honestly thought I'd uploaded this here already?! Whoops.

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:iconagent-g245:
Agent-G245 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Student General Artist
He must have been hunting for the "Lost Weekend" Achievement! hahaha!
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:iconthecopyuniversetcu:
TheCopyUniverseTCU Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
I know what that's like. 

Salts! Glug glug glug...
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:iconcaboosemcgrief:
caboosemcgrief Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  Student General Artist
hilarious! booker's face at the end is the best XD
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DarkSavage101 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
I can't stop laughing at this!
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:iconfunkychihuahua:
funkychihuahua Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
That serious face :D haha
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:iconaliqandil:
aliqandil Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014
LMAO
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:iconemmanueljmoreno:
emmanueljmoreno Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I need about tree fiddy.
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:iconcorporal-yakob:
Corporal-Yakob Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013
:XD: Salted soda pop from garbage cans more often then not: what could go wrong?

Also: man, he really looks like David Tennant in that last bit.
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:iconyzarc:
yzarc Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
david tennant in last scene :)
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:iconcreeperlol:
Creeperlol Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
I can imagine tennant now... is everywhere...
Elizibeth: Booker what's he talking about? My little finger?
Booker: Well...

Elizibeth: I remember reading a book about them... But they died at least 20 years ago
Booker: Wibbley Wobbley Timey Whimey Elizibeth...
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yzarc Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
 Don't challenge me, Zachary Hale Comstock ! 'Cause I'm a completely new man! I could bring down your government with a single word!
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TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Student Writer
Booker: "Talk amongst yourselves!"
Founders: "OK."
Vox: "OK."
*Two minutes later*
Booker: "I'M BACK!"
Everyone: "But we haven't even finished our card game-"
Booker: "RESUME FIGHTING!"
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AnimeLover594 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
can i draw this?!
(i'm just imagining it and laughing about it XD)
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Writer
Yes you caaaaaan!
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AnimeLover594 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD thank you and I will and I will credit you and you will get the link ^^
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Writer
And can you have him using the Broadsider and Shotgun? It's his official favourite combo, from the promotional artwork and official artwork and promos and stuff...and whatever Vigors you like!
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AnimeLover594 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure thing :D
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks! :)
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks then!
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Tanner4 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
I like the face of the gaurd he's holding it's a mix of fear and dafuq.
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:iconjacks1fan:
Jacks1fan Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Booker never pees through out the game... boy must have a fricken steal blatter.
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Writer
He does when you're not playing.

*Player leaves*
*Everyone stops fighting or doing actions as NPCs and leaves to do their own thing*
Booker: TOILET TIME!
*Runs*


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guy-named-Paul Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
Iron Bladder: Press to hold back a wave of piss! Hold and release to create a piss trap!
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:iconjacks1fan:
Jacks1fan Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
XD That would both the funniest, and the grossest thing ever! Make enemy's disgusted and run!
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Writer
MAKE COMSTOCK MAGICALLY BLONDE! *Laughing evilly*
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:iconlaughinguy:
laughinguy Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Booker can always try Jarate on his enemies.
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:iconthewildwestpyro:
TheWildWestPyro Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Writer
OH GOD YES.
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DeanLeoWinchester Featured By Owner May 24, 2013   Traditional Artist
Booker's digestive system must be just destroyed after a few days in columbia...
Hot Dog from a trashcan...
Popcorn from some guys luggage...
Soda,Beer,Cigarettes,Wine,Coffee,Whiskey,Unknown Booze...
Banana from someone's purse with an Apple from a bench...
Cereal and a Hamburger he got off of a dead guy...

suprised he's not eating the gum off the bottom of tables!
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AceNos Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
potato from a toilet.
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:icondeanleowinchester:
DeanLeoWinchester Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013   Traditional Artist
As Booker i couldn't bring myself to eat those... not all of them anyway...
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:iconguy-named-paul:
guy-named-Paul Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
Maybe he is... o_O
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Lordcorvin Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
Great art, loved it
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evilmutantman Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Professional
Aaah thanks! :D I'm glad
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Berdn Featured By Owner May 13, 2013
Lol that was my first thought too xD
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Ophiguris Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
XD I love how much he looks like David Tennant in this comic. . .
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laughinguy Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Now I hear David Tennant's voice inside my head whenever I read this comic.
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:iconophiguris:
Ophiguris Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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evilmutantman Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Professional
Haha a few people have mentioned this! Never saw it while I was drawing but now I can't not see it! XD

(even funnier is that looking at it again, on the box-art he kinda looks a little like a cross between David Tennant and Matt Smith X3)
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Ophiguris Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
well thanks : P now it's ruined //not a fan of Matt Smith LOL
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evilmutantman Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Professional
Haha XD Yeah, it's gonna take a lot of doing for anyone beat Tennant... I actually like Matt Smith alright myself, but have been graaadually losing interest in the series itself :( (especially after the nth "last, big, dramatic goodbye to Amy and Rory" episode -x-)

I'll catch up on it again one day though, I'm sure of it! :T
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Ophiguris Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
I REALLY want to watch it start-11th doctor - but pbbbbbbt! AIN' NO ONE GOT TIME FO' DAT!

I don't know WHAT IT IS about Matt Smith, but it feels like he's trying /WAY/ too hard X_X. David Tennant was just.. charming, and sharp, but still had a heart.

And Matt Smith feels like the Cat In The Hat :T
'C'mon kids! We have to go save the world!'

I also SWEAR he does NOT have eye brows -_- which bothers me to /no end/.
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